The first round of auditions for the 2013 edition of Britain’s Got Talent were held yesterday in Cardiff. The venue was the Millennium Centre in the Bay. Last year eventual winners Ashleigh & Pudsy had their first audition in the venue, and some of the people I queued with had seen them audition. There are four rounds of auditions over two days in Cardiff.
Did we see the eventual winner yesterday? who can tell, there were certainly some talented people on the stage.
The audience was made up of the general public and the friends & family of those taking part. The ticket was free from applausestore.com, have a look at the site as you can get tickets to be in the audience of lots of TV programmes, you just have to live near London to get maximum benefit.
On the ticket it stated that the doors would open at 13:00 but to get there early to make sure you got a seat, as these would be first come first served. The expected finish time was 17:45. That all sounded reasonable to me.
I got the venue at around 10:30 to find a small queue, and lots of crew working to get barriers erected to herd us into. I’m sure you’ve all seen the shots from this programme and the X-Factor, where Ant & Dec same something to camera then it lifts to show the crowd. A bit of TV magic accomplishes that; outside the main entrance are two sets of crowd control barriers with a red carpet separating them.
As people began to arrive the applause store staff filled up the right hand side as you look at the building, then just before Ant & Dec arrived, we were all shepherded into the left hand set of barriers. Anyone passing by would have seen a mass of about 1,000 people herded together in one set of barriers and the other side virtually empty save for about 20 people. That side did eventually fill up a bit more with people without tickets, who got a good view of the judges as they walked passed.
I was lucky enough to get a place by the barrier overlooking the red carpet but alas I was behind a BGT flag, so I don’t know if I’ll be on TV. The temperature in Cardiff was close to or just below freezing, and it wasn’t long before I couldn’t really feel my toes.
Whilst we were waiting, a chap with a megaphone ‘rehearsed’ our reactions to people arriving, as we all had to be waving and screaming etc as the ‘celebs’ arrived. We did this about 6 times, another bit of TV magic; they film all these rehearsals because they know when the judges arrive, we will all have our cameras out trying to get snaps, therefore completely forgetting to wave!! (See picture below for what I mean)
Ant & Dec (arriving above) were very gracious, taking time to walk down and speak to people, have photos taken and sign autographs. There were ladies on either side of me who were trying to get autographs, the picture below is Dec signing for the one on my right, but he moved on before signing for the other lady. So as he walked off I shouted ‘DEC’ and he came back, said hello, and shook my hand before signing the other ladies bit of paper.
In this picture Ant is posing with their autobiography. A chap brought it along with him and attempted to get the ‘celebs’ to sign it, in the end only Ant & Dec and Alesha signed it (see photo below) but he was happy and didn’t even have a ticket for the event.
They came back a few minutes later to do some bits to the camera, where they introduce the show, and say ‘welcome back to Cardiff’. A little later some of the acts came out to be in the background which I’m assuming will be the opening shot of the programme. Earlier in the morning, a group of young girls who would be performing later, were filmed a few times getting off a coach, I cynically assumed that as they were getting attention, there audition was a formality; I was wrong, the judges would crush their dreams a few hours later.
So it’s very cold and I (along with the majority of everyone else) have been standing outside for just over 3 and a ½ hours, and now I need a pee, I’m desperate but the security staff aren’t letting anyone into the building. We’ve been told it may be another hour before all the judges arrive and there’s no way I can hold on, so I leave my bag with the ladies I’ve been stood with (we’ve all formed a bond in the cold!!) and hightail it over to the Red Dragon Centre. Once relieved (it was close) I work out how to get back to my spot but as I do, David Walliams arrives and the cameras are trained down the red carpet and would possibly pick me out climbing the barriers, so I stay put.
On tiptoes (I’m short) I can see he has stopped right where I was standing (doh!). He was also very good with the crowd, spending much more time than A&D as he made his way down. I was now standing about 4 back by the main door and as he is quite tall I was able to get a few shots of him.
Once he was inside, I made my way back over the barrier and to my original position. Alesha Dixon arrived next, I’ve not really paid much attention to her before as her music isn’t what I listen to, she looks good in pictures but they really don’t do her justice, she’s a very beautiful woman. She spent a little time walking along but she wasn’t exactly dressed for the weather, so quickly went inside.
Amanda Holden arrived about 15 minutes later, I surprised (and horrified) myself as I remarked out loud ‘Oh I thought she’d be blonde’, for some reason she has gone with brown hair for this series/year/her life? Again not dressed for the weather and after a few snaps she was gone. That just left the uber Lord himself, Simon Cowell to arrive and as a much bigger diva than the rest, he made everyone wait.
He finally arrived at 14:45, remember that the doors were supposed to open at 13:00. He arrived wearing sunglasses, I don’t know why it was a bit gloomy, perhaps he’s been in LA a bit too long. He didn’t hang about either, a few snaps and waves and he was gone.
With everyone arrived, it meant we could all finally get into the warm building after standing outside for nearly 5 hours. As I got to my seat, what struck me was how shiny the stage floor was, the backdrop is very colourful and it’s reflected by the floor. As we waited for the judges to take their seats, the buzzers were tested and they were so loud everyone jumped in shock.
There is a comedian who fills in the gaps whenever nothing is happening ‘on screen’, mostly in between the acts. He was quite funny and took the mick out of Simon Cowell a lot. He’s obviously on the staff and I think he also does the same for X-Factor.
Just before the start Ant & Dec came out onto the stage, you don’t get to see them much as they are busy doing the backstage before and after interviews. They said a few words and introduced the judges, who were filmed walking into the theatre.So onto the acts, I’ve remembered 15 of them and I think that was all of them. Once the show starts, phones and cameras have to be put away, so I had to keep track in my head.
The 15 acts broke down as follows: 1 Actor, 1 Comedy act, 5 Dancing, 8 Singing. Only the singers got through. I won’t go into too much detail, you’ll have to watch when it’s broadcast.
The actor was horrendous as he mangled a scene from Withnail & I. The Comedy act was equally appalling, perhaps hoping to appeal to David Walliams he appeared in a fat suit as Bubbles from Little Britain. I’m not sure if they will show it but his Mum came on to plead his case, at one point she took her teeth out, that’s how low it got.
The dancing groups were okay, I think only one deserved to go through; they were an all girl group of street dancers dressed in pilot jump suits. The judges didn’t like them as they were too similar to Diversity so they didn’t get through. It will be interesting to see if this stance is held through the remainder for the auditions. The other dancers included a solo dance to Footlose but he just stayed in one spot, a jazz dance group who had a few weak members who were very noticeable, a couple of roller-skaters and the group of small girls I’d seen earlier.
The singers were mostly decent. There was a girl with a harp, a couple who performed what looked like a comedy act but was possibly a straight act, the judges told them to smarten it up or sing straight. 6 male singers or perhaps shouters that Simon didn’t like and I agreed with him, a girl with a (too) powerful voice that she couldn’t control (the judges words) who was told to get singing lessons, a girl with a guitar who was a bit nasally but still good. A truck driver from Birmingham who did a song about food that was fairly good, ‘El Viva Lasagne’ may get into your brain if you watch the programme. The last act was a young lad of 18 with a guitar who sang a song about his daughter, a song he had written himself, as he told his story all the women in the audience melted, I shrugged and could imagine the ‘sob story’ music swelling up over his TV appearance! He was good though.
My favourite act were a couple of teenage boys, they may have been Irish, who sang a ‘Of Monsters and Men’ track before being stopped by Simon, they sang again this time ‘Ho Hey’ by ‘The Lumineers’. They were very good and should do well.
The judges were good, a lot of good decisions, some bad but you expect that. David Walliams, like the comedian, takes the mick out of Simon Cowell at every opportunity, he’s very funny as he reacts to the other judges, the contestants and the audience. I didn’t see the series last year but it seems he can do little wrong. As he started to pass judgement on the group of young girl dancers he started with ‘I’m probably going to get booed here’ but he didn’t, the audience took it, the other judges did get booed a little though.
So it was over, and only an hour later than expected. A good show and it was interesting to see behind the screen (rather than scenes).
The series starts in early April, and I’ll be watching not only to see how it looks on TV but also to see if I can see myself!!